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Michael @snailpirate

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Posted by snailpirate - April 29th, 2020

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Posted by snailpirate - February 10th, 2020

I've been busy as fuck recently with school, homework, two part time jobs, and trying to maintain a social life. Because of this I've barely been putting out any of my own personal shit. So I made a list. This is what I want to be working on in my free time for the next few months (Some things being way sooner, like a week or two from now lol). I'm usually against saying what I'm working on because then I sometimes don't follow through and do it but with how busy I am as of late, I think it will help. Each time I finish something I'll add a checkmark (I'm not making a newspost for each checkmark lol, but I will tweet it). Once this list is done, I'll make a new one. One check already to start on a good note and keep me inspired. Oh and on my next list I'll try to have a few original things on there loliu_92660_5804931.jpg



Posted by snailpirate - October 4th, 2019

Lol ok I fixed the prices now, here are my commission prices! DM me on twitter to get a commission! Link to tweet: https://twitter.com/snailpirate/status/1180176177803214848?s=20




Posted by snailpirate - August 9th, 2019

I figured I should let you guys know here that I’m doing an art raffle on Twitter. Follow me there and RT my tweet to be entered and I’ll randomly pick 3 people to do any request. (So long as it’s something legal lol). Ends August 15th! Link to tweet: https://twitter.com/snailpirate/status/1157821175772397568?s=21


Posted by snailpirate - May 25th, 2019

ninjamuffin made me post this link to the newground server :(



Posted by snailpirate - May 11th, 2019


Don't kill me Ivan ha ha please



Posted by snailpirate - April 7th, 2019

What’s happening logangsters it’s me snailpirate. My laptop of 4 years has basically shit the bed at this point and the battery is basically dead and won’t charge. I’ve got maybe a few days left before it completely shuts down and probably won’t turn on anymore. Mostly my own fault because my retarded ass always left it charging which fried the battery. But only recently has my computer now stopped charging and barely powers the computer as the battery percentage has been slowly dropping to 0%. Soooo this means I can’t work on any animations (which fucking blows cuz I had a cool idea for pico day) and I can’t do any digital drawings. I was inetioally going to do commissions to raise money for a computer but I can’t do that anymore so yeah. And I won’t be able to get a new computer for at least a few months because my family is moving soon to get a house and we’re literally counting pennies to make sure we have enough for like a down payment or whatnot (I’m 18 I don’t know how house and mortgage shit works). Anyways if it seems like my ng is gonna be dead for a bit in terms of art and animation that’s the reason why. I may try to upload some traditional art every so often if I think it’s good though. Anyways sorry for the long post, just wanted to let you guys know about that.

Posted by snailpirate - December 4th, 2018

I made a post like this 2 weeks ago when Tumblr initionally fucked up and now 2 weeks later I'm making another. Can these shitty websites chill out for a second, I can only frontpage my newsposts once every 2 weeks.

Anyways, welcome everyone that is joining Newgrounds from Tumblr! You'll find yourself quite at home here. Spent a good 7 hours yesterday scouting 66 new people so I'm trying my darndest to help you guys have your art featured in the art portal! And I don't plan on stopping, so post more of your amazing art so that I can scout you! (unless Cory Spazkid gets to them first before I do)

All in all, I'm glad more and more people are joining Newgrounds. You're really going to like it here and I hope you all stick around!



Posted by snailpirate - November 20th, 2018

I just wanted to make a post that said "TUMBLR REFUGEES WELCOME" since everyone else was doing it...

But for real, welcome to Newgrounds if you just joined today or the other day! You're gonna love it here, I guarantee it!


Posted by snailpirate - November 13th, 2018

Now I can look at porn