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Michael @snailpirate

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Posted by snailpirate - May 25th, 2019


ninjamuffin made me post this link to the newground server :(

https://discord.gg/FV5Ez9


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Posted by snailpirate - May 11th, 2019


OFFICIAL NEWGROUNDS DISCORD GANG GANG

Don't kill me Ivan ha ha please


https://discord.gg/ctu8TQ


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Posted by snailpirate - April 7th, 2019


What’s happening logangsters it’s me snailpirate. My laptop of 4 years has basically shit the bed at this point and the battery is basically dead and won’t charge. I’ve got maybe a few days left before it completely shuts down and probably won’t turn on anymore. Mostly my own fault because my retarded ass always left it charging which fried the battery. But only recently has my computer now stopped charging and barely powers the computer as the battery percentage has been slowly dropping to 0%. Soooo this means I can’t work on any animations (which fucking blows cuz I had a cool idea for pico day) and I can’t do any digital drawings. I was inetioally going to do commissions to raise money for a computer but I can’t do that anymore so yeah. And I won’t be able to get a new computer for at least a few months because my family is moving soon to get a house and we’re literally counting pennies to make sure we have enough for like a down payment or whatnot (I’m 18 I don’t know how house and mortgage shit works). Anyways if it seems like my ng is gonna be dead for a bit in terms of art and animation that’s the reason why. I may try to upload some traditional art every so often if I think it’s good though. Anyways sorry for the long post, just wanted to let you guys know about that.


Posted by snailpirate - December 4th, 2018


I made a post like this 2 weeks ago when Tumblr initionally fucked up and now 2 weeks later I'm making another. Can these shitty websites chill out for a second, I can only frontpage my newsposts once every 2 weeks.

Anyways, welcome everyone that is joining Newgrounds from Tumblr! You'll find yourself quite at home here. Spent a good 7 hours yesterday scouting 66 new people so I'm trying my darndest to help you guys have your art featured in the art portal! And I don't plan on stopping, so post more of your amazing art so that I can scout you! (unless Cory Spazkid gets to them first before I do)

All in all, I'm glad more and more people are joining Newgrounds. You're really going to like it here and I hope you all stick around!

 


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Posted by snailpirate - November 20th, 2018


I just wanted to make a post that said "TUMBLR REFUGEES WELCOME" since everyone else was doing it...

But for real, welcome to Newgrounds if you just joined today or the other day! You're gonna love it here, I guarantee it!


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Posted by snailpirate - November 13th, 2018


Now I can look at porn


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Posted by snailpirate - November 7th, 2018


Are any of you shmucks going to Pax East 2019? Gonna be there Saturday and Sunday. If you are let me know so we can hang out and draw dick girls all day.


Posted by snailpirate - October 16th, 2018


I killed the CEO of youtube so that everyone would come back to Newgrounds again, you're welcome.


Posted by snailpirate - July 25th, 2018


Oh boy, it's UPDATE TIME GUYS AND GALS

It's been a while since I posted an update on this site. I feel I can be kind of slow when it comes to uploading stuff to Newgrounds whether it's art that I do or an actual animation. I usually focus on only posting my best stuff on here since I don't want to dissapoint. Anyways onto what I'm working on.

-OneyPlays: Recently two members of Oneplays, Ding Dong and Julian, have left Oneyplays to pursue their own ambittions (more power to 'em). It's still sad to see them go so I've been working on a somewhat big Oneyplays animation featuring multiple funny moments throughout the years. Here's a sample of what I have so far: https://youtu.be/LJoklxYCbXw

If any of you are fans of Oneyplays and have got some funny moments from them that are relativley short I'll try to animate it and add it into this big thing!

- Future Problems: For some reason I've been kind of struggling still with writing a script for the current summer jam. I do have a generic idea of what I'm doing but I'm just trying to figure out how to make it a quick animation that can get a few laughs. If worse comes to worse, I wont do this jam but I'm gonna try my best. And if you guys missed it, I actually did do an animation for the Dream Jam! (https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/713244) My footlicker even appears on the bottom right of the Newgrounds Wall Art! Thanks Fushark!

-Storytime Animation: Wait, no don't worry I'm not gonna be doing storytime animations, now or ever. I typically don't like storytime animations (with very few exceptions) but hey, I figured I could make an animation about em. Not directed at anyone specifically, but I thought it would be fun to poke some fun at that genre of "animation". I wrote a script I'm happy with so I'll start animating that soon.

And that pretty much covers what I'm doing right now. I've got some ideas for some other stuff like a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Parody and possibly an animation for Madness Day but nothing I've thought too much about yet. I'll still occasionally post some drawings I made to tide you guys over until the next animation as well. And if you ever are interested in what I'm up to, you can follow me on twitter as well: https://twitter.com/snailpirate

Welp that about does it, thanks for reading! I'm gonna go melt now.


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Posted by snailpirate - January 6th, 2018


Gonna try to upload a lot more art and animations to NewGrounds this year. Stay tuned


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