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snailpirate
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Michael @snailpirate

Age 23, Male

Joined on 3/28/16

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What's scouting? :0

Wylcome

I'm coming over from tumblr as well, it's nice to see such a warm welcome from everyone! So far the people I've seen here seems so nice :3 I'm still new at digital art, but I do hope to improve as time goes on!! Thanks again for the warm welcome! ^.^

It was a day I'll never forget. Our peaceful little village was busy harvesting the dickgirl fanart fields that had proven bountiful after the Lily reveal; it was to be a warm winter this year. So warm. Hot. Hot as the barrels of the rifles that sprang out from the treeline. They'd caught us off guard, to put it mildly. The men in jungle suits fired indiscriminately at us all. Men, women; anyone with so much as an ecchi sketch was targeted. Even children. Hot. Hot as the napalm they dropped from their flying machines onto our fields and homes. It melted away our flesh and burned our resolve. The fields that had taken us so long to cultivate; armies of consentacle hentai, girl on trap, and handholding art, consumed by flames in seconds.
My father was killed instantly in the crossfire. I watched it happen through the window in our home. My mother didn't see. She ran to me and cradled me from the bullets. When she saw that the flames were quickly overtaking our home, she picked me up and ran for the jungle. She was not quick enough. So hot. Hot as the heart of the man in the V suit who shot my mother, whooping in celebration to his comrades. "Got another fuckin perv, guys!" She fell to the floor, whispering one final thing to me: "head for the mountains. There you will find... NG..." I had no time to weep. I dropped my mother and sprinted to the trees. Three days of climbing the treacherous slopes of /d/ mountain. The blisters on my bare feet and in my throat suffocated me in pain. And the cold... Part of me missed the heat of the flames that enveloped my village. I'll never forgive myself for that. I'd all but collapsed at the summit, when a man in a red suit with a foreign symbol etched into it had noticed and rushed towards me. NG.
Anyways thanks for the welcome! I've lurked here off and on throughout the years, but never quite staked a claim to an account or anything.

Hopefully I can get my work on here, I used to go on newgrounds a lot back then but went over to twitter/tumblr. What a fuck up THAT was. Good to be back here.

Havent been here in forever, but its nice to be back.

Ah, interesting. Maybe it's an hourly thing. Too many at the same time and you're shut out for a while. Seems I ran into it once earlier today, saw it was lifted, tried scouting another user and ran into it again. Still much better than the old 4 users/day limit, but this seems somewhat unbalanced...

Honestly I wasn't too big on Tumblr, but when I saw everything go to shit I decided to follow. Thanks for being so welcoming to us newcomers.

How bad is it over there?

Thank you so much! Hopefully this place is more chill than tumblr.

Hello, is this the new Tumblr?

@akwghei It would appear so.

Yup...another one from Tumblr. They just went all dumb so I packed and left hope to have a good time here

Thank yoou!

@Shazysoft New Follower. You should copy and paste this to your news/blogs. This is very nice, creative writing dearie. I would not mind at all helping you get scouted. There are people in the Help Wanted Section of the Communities Tab whom are probably searching for someone with your gifts. Check it out and post/upload more